How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times
(please let’s fuck now)
That was beautiful
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
Carry on my wayward son
There’ll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don’t you cry no more.
In honor of the fandom this 8th season finale.
GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog
lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this
Game of Thrones full theme song
I think this may be my new favorite photo because of Loki’s face
“WHO’S THE BITCH NOW, THOR?
WHO’S THE FUCKING BITCH NOW??”
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
B is for Best of
How to ruin your children’s porn step 1
That’s parenting done right
THIS IS PERFECT
I swear I don’t remember a thing…
yo i think we already know the doctor’s name
that guy looks like a mix of tom hiddleston and jesus
and just a bit of johnny depp
I think they covered that when they said jesus